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Emily. Twenty-Three. Doing Stuff.

Honestly this blog is just a clusterfuck of a bunch of random stuff and really terrible text posts that I make to try and be funny. But, enjoy, I guess?

mydollyaviana:

silent-autumn-nights:

mydollyaviana:

The musical number "Paris Holds the Key (To Your Heart)" includes cameos by various historical characters from the time including Maurice Chevalier, Sigmund Freud, Charles A. Lindbergh, Josephine Baker, Claude Monet, Isadora Duncan, Auguste Rodin, and Gertrude Stein.

tonks-has-pink-hair:

brigwife:

welcometonewrome:

mattlewisfangirl:

d0nt-p4n1c:

iwasateenagehorcrux:

holiclover:

Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS

they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.

WHY NO

because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime

SOMEONE SAID IT

themoonphase:

Beautifully terrifying.

Terrifying? 
I think you mean fucking neat.

themoonphase:

Beautifully terrifying.

Terrifying?

I think you mean fucking neat.

It just occured to me that if you don’t ask a fish how it swims, or a  bird how it flies, we should probably ask a scientist how Willy Wonka makes his candy.

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?



This isn’t representative of the internet. If you look a tthe top, it says google books. 
Still, though, somebody’s been time-travelling and writing about pokemon in the past.
I suspect Celebi is involved.

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

This isn’t representative of the internet. If you look a tthe top, it says google books.

Still, though, somebody’s been time-travelling and writing about pokemon in the past.

I suspect Celebi is involved.

Gonna get me a betta tank this weekend =D

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

Shaggy is a pretty good name for a werewolf.

avatarlegends:

NEW CLIP from Friday’s upcoming episode — “The Terror Within”. Posted here in 720p HD for international viewing!

8 hours ago3,729 plays

deans-fucking-fallen-angel:

sassykylesimmons:

all-this-bastille:

playalchemy:

Three different versions of Pompeii. Capitol Studios, Brit Awards performance, and the original. I don’t know what happened.

This is… AMAZING

It’s like a beautiful choir of dan smiths

jesus
 christ

what

9 hours ago74,477 plays

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires